Mom had her six week appointment with handsome Dr. Jay Goldberg today to look at her scar and make sure she's recovering well.
My mom had an emergency c-section (after hours of drug-free labor) because I was a breach baby.
My mom says it was a breach of contract.
She consulted a lawyer to see if she could sue.
The lawyer said he could make it work, but did she really wanna sue her six day old son?
'It's an important lesson to keep your word,' she told him. 'Good parenting is teaching your children to keep their word, isn't it? Did I mention hours of drug-free labor?'
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