Nudie Patoodie

My mom wants to kiss me ALL the time.
And okay I'm a pretty affectionate guy and I've been enjoying telling her I love her lately, that feels good, but sometimes I just ain't wantin' a kiss all the time. So, I turn my head and send a clear signal that although I am cute I am not always available for a kiss. And when I do this she ALWAYS says, "What?! No kiss!" and it ALWAYS makes me laugh and then I ALWAYS end up giving her a kiss anyway. Women!

Watching Dino Dan

I told mommy today I used to be a dinosaur, that I came from dinosaurs.

Swing Baby Swing!!

Push me higher Jaffe!

(ps That's Ruby in the background with her daddy Scott.)

Contemplation

One, Two, Three!!

My New Bike!!

This is my bike! I can't wait to reach the pedals like Jaffe.

I turned two in November. There was a big party at the park, and there were presents and cake. And I got this bike from Gram and Bubba. I love my birthday and keep asking mommy everyday if it's my birthday.

My Tucson Crew

Seaton
Aiden
Jaffe

me

Lola
Munai
Tenzin

Sleeping Series

I enjoy a good sleep in the car.

That's my new boot.



























Good book on trucks right there.

Just another day at the beach...

Kelly, our new and totally awesome babysitter, took us to the beach on the weekend. The beach is what you might call SUPER FUN TIMES DUDE!!!
We went in the water, (as I later described to mommy as "diving in the water") and made sand castles and got a ton of sand in our butts! (my favorite word to say these days is butt, I like to say, "I fell on my butt." or "I can see your butt." or "I pat your butt."

Where's daddy & mommy ...?

This is a Good Idea

Christmas in Tucson

It's me and my dad!!! Happy New Year Tucson!!

BATH SERIES

#3. 'TWEEN THE LADIES

Christmas Time

I'm just a little boy who's molars are growing in, and I just want to be picked up by my mommy all the time. We're going to gram and bubba's today for christmas holiday where I'll see my cousins Lola and Marlon and Noah and my aunts and uncles but I'll still just want to be picked up by my mommy all the time.
But who can blame me- have you met my mommy? She's awesome.

Mini Drew

My mommy thinks I look just like my daddy. Must be why she's falling for me so hard. Am I right?!

I LOVE TRAINS!!

Baie's New Train Set - Hands Off!

Jealous much!
















If you want to add a little something for my birthday I'm gonna tell you what I already have-
Bunch of track but more track is ALWAYS needed and welcome. Not sure the cost of a train table but I know my mom is gonna want one of those to store all the track and trains - maybe my mamie and bubba could think about getting me that?
Anyway, with the trains, I already have Thomas (2 of them!) Harvey, Dennis, Lady, Street Sweeper, Murdoch and Murdoch's tender, Emily and Emily's tender, Rubbish Truck, Spotlight Larry, Hank, Hank's tender, James, James tender, Cherry Picker, Water Tanker, Hook & Ladder, Milk car, Alfie (I have a friend named Alfie who I love too) Aquarium Car (2 of them!) Trevor and 2 Cargo car's wow! That's a lot.

Hope you make it to my birthday party!
Love, B

Nemo!

Okay, mom, I'm Nemo. Now can I take it off? Please.
(I always take a little pause before saying please. I know she can't deny me when I say please because she says it to her friends while I'm standing there as though I can't hear her. "Oh my god!" she says, smiling and shaking her head, "How can I deny that? When he says please like that!" and her friend will say, "Oh my God! He's so cute!"
I'm standing right down here! I can hear you!!)
Anyway, I will wear a costume for awhile and then I don't want to wear it anymore. I love dressing up in Jaffe's ball gowns as well. But for awhile. Then I want to put my pants back on.

The Singing Antzis

Drive Your Car!

I gotta tell you about this--

A couple days ago I'm riding in the car with mom to pick up Jaffe from school and it's pretty sunny out and I said to mom, "Mom! Mom! Sunglasses!" so she gave me my shades and I put them on. They're these size large rad red shades that used to be Jaffe's but now I wear them. They got a heart in the corner and they just read, 'I'm a lover, ladies,' know what I mean? Anyway, so we get to a stop sign and mom turns around and stares at me. Just staring at me, smiling, and I'm like, what up mama? Her music is blasting really loud, as always, she's so deaf. Anyway, so I say, "Drive mom." I think she got a good laugh. It was pretty funny. I gotta remember to tell Jaffe.

Road Rash!

PPPPLLLLLLease mom!

I am about 21 months here. The same age as Jaffe when I was born.
xo
Dude Bails

I love you little Bailey!!

I love my little brother. He makes me laugh and is so cute and we have fun together even though he won't always jump into my arms when I ask him to. We've started hugging a lot lately and I always say, "Look, mom! Look! We're hugging!" She loves that.

I've got Bauer in my sights...

I'm playing 'CTU Operative' with daddy.
I'm undercover.
My mom and dad are watching the TV show '24' now on Netflix. They're watching season 2, only like, 6 years behind the rest of the world. Old people.

Lunch...

What's in this?

Mommy made it...it tastes okay, I guess, but I don't know...I can't wait to make my own food. I like doing things myself. I say, 'I'll do it.' And mom will say, 'You're just like Jaffe, have to do everything by yourself, it takes so much longer, let me help you.' I usually just put up a bit of a fight then she's stomps away irritated.
I'm putting on my own pants now. It's easy, one leg at a time, then stand up and pull up the front...but then I usually yell, 'help!' and mom comes and pulls up the back of the pants over my bum.

Artists In Residence

WE LOVE FINGER PAINT!!

Princess Dresses & Nuddie Bums

Mommy's Heels

BATH SERIES

# 2. BUMS

My Mommy Needed a Time Out

This is me in my snow white dress that Jaffe and daddy put on me. I'm going to check at the door to see if mommy is home yet.
I love mommy.
My mommy needed a time out the other day. Me and Jaffe were both crying, because we both love her so much and want her to pick us up and carry us around all day, or at least half of the day. I was yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! S'cuse me! Mommy!" Anyway, she said, "I need a time out!" and went and locked herself in the bathroom for a while. Seemed like hours and hours to me. She was in a better mood when she came out though.

Happy Canada Day!!

This is my cousin Lola! She's super Canadian!

Please & Thank-you.

I will give you a kiss if you ask me nicely.
I always say please, and thank-you now, so I expect the same manners from you, please and thank-you.

Yo Yo Yo!

It's B boy here, shout out to my little honey's in LA, I'm heading to New Mexico to hang with my Tucson crew, don't be missin' me, babies, I'll be home soon.

Happy Father's Day Daddy

My Big Cousins

Marlon & Noah

Vivre ma Soeur

I like to say, "noise" when I hear things and I swear to god the other day my mom told her friend I was a genius. It's so embarrassing. I'm not a genius I just heard a noise, mom. It's a pretty simple thing. Anyway, I say a whole lot of words now, like bubbles and Jaffe, and I'm talking in three word sentences and it's pretty fun.
In other news, my dad taught me how to say "fart." Thanks dad.
What else. I'm pretty much just mimicking Jaffe now, and yesterday I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. I was carrying a fabulous handbag, wearing a few bangles and some bright purple beads. I was also enjoying my first jean dress. Wonderful. Airy. And pushing a stroller with my dog in it. Now, some might judge this picture. Me? "Vivre ma soeur!' That's what I say.

Hiking in Griffith Park with Daddy

At the Big Table

I'm a human boy with feelings and needs. I deserve to eat at the big table along with everyone else. I need to feed myself and at the big table. Finally my daddy complied this morning and I ate my eggs on a proper plate at the big table. Next time let's lose the yellow plastic fork people!

Shopping carts...

I like to push this shopping cart fast to the top of the stairs and teeter it over the edge and then pause, just long enough for my mom to see me and yell, "Bailey! Get away from the stairs!" Hah! I could do that a thousand times!

Fountains & Girls

Moi? Je suis un artiste.

I love you mommy!

Duet

Jaffe and I are wearing the same clothes now.
Shirts, shorts, dresses.
Kidding, just kidding. I'm not wearing her shorts.

My sister. Shades, Sachel, Ready to Rock!

JOY RIDE WITH JAFFE

Sounds like...

The words I say that sound like cock.
Truck.
Trash truck.
Sock.

Who sleeps?

Does Bailey look like Jaffe or does Jaffe look like Bailey?

Can you tell?

These are my parents...

...and I feel, in a lot of ways, I don't stand a chance...

Three boys!

Three boys.
Three generations of Antzis men.
Me now.
Me at 40.
And me at 70.
I look pretty damn good!

My daddy's Droid phone.

My daddy took this picture today on his Droid phone. (Daddy loves his Droid phone very much.) I love my daddy very much, I like to run into his arms and say Daddy! Daddy! I also like to say, "I want up," "I want down" and "All done." But my biggest passion right now is climbing. I like to climb onto the top of the couch and hang over the back and let go. I started to skooch along the top yesterday on my knees and I'm thinking I'll start walking up there soon. We'll see how it goes, basically how open my mom is to that idea. ..